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First day off in 7 days. Feels good to not be a slave of the cell phone. Lorna is flying today. She flew some people to San Jose, CA. She's on her way home now. Yesterday, Lorna got a membership at the gym I go to. I just got back from the gym this morning. I went to the Scottsdale club. I normally go to the Mesa club but the Scottsdale location has a machine that the Mesa location doesn't have. The Scottsdale club has some of the most perfect women in the world working out each morning. These are your typical trophy wives. They have skin that is so evenly tanned that it has to be from a booth rather than the sun. Breast implants prevail throughout the club. Dow/Corning probably has a whole wing of their factory set aside for Scottsdale. The level of physical fitness in these women is unreal. I would do anything to have a body in such good shape...well, except eat right and exercise. And each of them have one of the biggest rocks in the world on their left hand. It's like a really healthy version of the Stepford Wives. Of course they only make up about 50% of the club. The other half are big, fat, sweaty men looking for trophy wives. I feel much more comfortable sweating my ass off at the Mesa club.