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Friday, May 21, 2004

I'm at work. The internet here is screwed up. Now, I like to look at free porn on the internet as much as the next guy. Although, I have to confess that since we moved from high-speed to dial-up I haven't looked at a single picture. It can take hours to download a pair of breasts. And if they're "Double D's", forget it! That could take days. Any way. Due to the unrestrained adolescence of some pilots at my company, the internet is severely curtailed. I guess they have wives who won't let them look at it at home. Or maybe they're just perverts. Anyway, there are no pictures on any webpage and many websites can not even be accessed.

Speaking of breasts...Lorna and I used to go to this cantina by our house in Scottsdale. The first time we went we noticed that the gals there had really big breasts. The next time we saw more well endowed girls. After a few more times we realized that they were just girls from ASU and this was their hangout. Lorna looked at me one night and said "I could never have gone to this college...my breasts aren't big enough". I almost spit beer out of my nose. I don't know who does the recruiting at ASU but they're my kind of people!

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